FOLLOW US ON TWITTER OR DIE TRYING

Out of boredom, I reached out and asked everyone who follows us on
Twitter.com/FYS to send me the most obnoxious, random, stupid,
ignorant questions to us they could come up with via @reply. This is
what transpired. It doesn't seem like much but it took me hours to
answer all of these, so say thanks and buy me a guiness if you see us
out on the road. Without further ado...

( Bizareness 101 )

So there you go. Random answers to a bunch of random questions. We
sang, we laughed, we cried, we peed. We learned alot about each
other. Until next time, stay trashy America!

-Josh

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what do sausages, hot dogs and popsicles have in common?

they all look like penis's!

In other news, be sure to get your tickets for our holiday shows so you can come inside from the blizzard and get sweaty and then go back outside and get pneumonia. Also we've all undergone heavy cosmetic surgery and our noses are looking very button style. I went for a classy C-cup, and boy do my tits look great. OH AND IF YOU FIND ANY MYTHICAL CREATURES TAKE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO US! *(dragons, elves, ogres, jogres, orcs, unicorns, goblins, dwarves(not midgets.)etc...)

And be sure to check out our twitter (twitter. com/fys) where you'll learn such riveting facts like "what really happened to the dinosaurs, or what skatepark got sessioned so heavily it burned down.
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thanks and go find more phallic food on your own!
-josh

ps: i'm wearing a runescape t shirt right now.

Happy birthday, Josh!