what do sausages, hot dogs and popsicles have in common?

they all look like penis's!

In other news, be sure to get your tickets for our holiday shows so you can come inside from the blizzard and get sweaty and then go back outside and get pneumonia. Also we've all undergone heavy cosmetic surgery and our noses are looking very button style. I went for a classy C-cup, and boy do my tits look great. OH AND IF YOU FIND ANY MYTHICAL CREATURES TAKE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO US! *(dragons, elves, ogres, jogres, orcs, unicorns, goblins, dwarves(not midgets.)etc...)

And be sure to check out our twitter (twitter. com/fys) where you'll learn such riveting facts like "what really happened to the dinosaurs, or what skatepark got sessioned so heavily it burned down.
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thanks and go find more phallic food on your own!
-josh

ps: i'm wearing a runescape t shirt right now.